I'm DYING!!!!!

What is the paranormal sebdicue of a vampire? I don't know! That question makes no sense!


I mean, after all, Vampires in the gothic-ness were always the bad guys! Hence the fangs. Everybody seemed to like Dracula, and every time I even hear the name Dracula, I think, "Dracula? Is that some type of automatic clean-your-own-car washes?" Though you think it makes no sense, it actually does: what I said, that is. I mean, how often do you see a vampire? One word... NEVER: they are not real, except in the paranormal universe *cough cough paranormallcy cough cough*. (Oh, that's a book, but you didn't hear it from me....)

Well, here is your break from my extreme strangeness....

It's beautiful and peaceful, isn't it?
Well, back to vampires.

When did you last watch Vampires: The Series? You didn't! I'd bet you anything you didn't! Wanna know why? That show is really, really, really weird!